一、再好的链子也拴不住爱跑的狗。

No good chain can tie a running dog.

二、把恋爱的酸臭味忘了吧，你只需要记住钱的芳香。

Forget the sour smell of love. You just need to remember the fragrance of money.

三、我不奢求人生顺风顺水，但求坎坷走尽有人陪。

I don't expect life to be smooth, but I want to be accompanied by all the ups and downs.

四、身懒，毁了你的身材。心懒，毁了你的梦想。

Laziness ruins your figure. Laziness ruins your dreams.

五、不要赌天意，不要猜人心，天意赌不起，人心猜不透。

Don't bet on providence, don't guess the hearts of people, Providence can't bet, the hearts of people can't guess.

六、不要贪恋没意义的人或事，拎着垃圾的手怎么腾得出来接礼物。

Don't covet meaningless people or things. How can you pick up gifts with garbage?

七、承诺，就像放屁，当时惊天动地，过后苍白无力。

Commitment, like farting, was earth-shaking at that time, and then pale and powerless.

八、赚钱，能治愈一切矫情，有钱，能治愈一切自卑。

Money can cure all affectations, money can cure all inferiority.

九、要么有美貌，要么有智慧，如果两者你都不占绝对优势，麻烦你人好点。

Either beautiful or wise. If you don't have the absolute advantage of either, please be kind to others.

十、口袋里的钞票最薄情寡义，身上的肥肉最不离不弃。

Money in your pocket is the least sentimental, and fat on your body is the most persistent.

十一、聪明的人嘴甜，讨厌的人会演，而你什么都不会，所以只能被骗。

Smart people have sweet mouths, disgusting people can act, and you can't do anything, so you can only be deceived.

十二、浑身都是刺，别人才会照顾你的感受。你软绵绵的，是人都想揉一把，多舒服啊。

All over is thorn, others will take care of your feelings. You are soft. Everyone wants to rub it. How comfortable it is.

十三、拿我热情当水饮，总有烫你舌头的一天。

Take my enthusiasm as water, and there will always be a day when you burn your tongue.

十四、该走走，该留留，今后一律不强求；该吃吃，该喝喝，破事不往心里搁。

It's time to go, it's time to stay, it's not time to insist; it's time to eat, it's time to drink, it's time to break things.

十五、懂事的人一旦不配合就会被说没良心，任性的人稍微乖巧一回就被夸个不停。

Once a sensible person does not cooperate, he will be said to have no conscience, and a wayward person will be praised once he is slightly clever.

十六、不要怪别人以貌取人，毕竟心太远，脸就在眼前。

Don't blame others for judging people by their appearance. After all, the heart is too far away and the face is in front of you.

十七、旧情复燃的结果就是重蹈覆辙，自作多情的下场就是自取其辱。

The result of the revival of old love is to repeat the same mistake. The end of self-indulgence is self-humiliation.

十八、得不到的事物别惦记，负能量的事物要远离，人生本就不差风雨，就别再为己徒增伤悲。

Don't worry about the things you can't get, keep away from the things with negative energy, and life is no worse than storms, so don't grieve for your followers any more.

十九、时间会帮你攒够失望，并告诉你不用谢。

Time will save you enough disappointment and tell you not to be thankful.

二十、人人都是自顾不暇的泥菩萨，别指望谁能帮你度过现实这条河。

Everyone is a self-conscious clay bodhisattva. Don't expect anyone to help you cross the river.

二十一、一辈子不长不短，要做自己喜欢的事，不要再对谁满怀期待，爱情算个屁，发财最要紧。

Life is not too long, do what you like, don't look forward to anyone anymore, love is a fart, making a fortune is the most important thing.

二十二、尊严这种东西，你得有实力捍卫，否则，那就是死要面子活受罪。

Dignity is something you have to have the strength to defend, otherwise, it's a matter of face and suffering.

二十三、宁愿高傲地发霉，也不要委屈地恋爱。祝你们白头偕老，我要永远黑发飘飘。

I would rather mouldy proudly than fall in love wrongly. I wish you all a long life. I want to keep my black hair flowing forever.

二十四、我没有归属感，也很难发自肺腑地去相信一个人，但人活着，总得去相信点什么，我只好相信钱。

I don't have a sense of belonging, and it's hard to believe in a person from the bottom of my heart. But when people are alive, they have to believe something. I have to believe in money.

二十五、很多人说婚姻是爱情的坟墓，但是能够入土为安的爱情总比暴尸街头要好。

Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried in the earth is better than that on the streets of murderers.

二十六、收起你的懦弱，摆出你的霸气，在你跌倒的时候没人扶你，多的是看你笑话的人。

Put away your cowardice, show your domineering, when you fall, nobody helps you, mostly people who see your jokes.

二十七、这短短的一生，我们最终都会失去，你不妨大胆一些。爱一个人，攀一座山，追一个梦。

This short life, we will eventually lose, you might as well be bold. Love a person, climb a mountain, chase a dream.

二十八、别不好意思拒绝别人，反正那些好意思为难你的人都不是什么好人。

Don't be embarrassed to refuse others. Anyway, those who are embarrassed are not good people.

二十九、被人暖一下就高热，被人冷一下就成冰，请原谅我一生爱憎分明不讨巧。

Being warm is hot, being cold is ice, please forgive my life love hate is not clever.

三十、做个难相处的人，尽情尽兴的给讨厌的人甩脸子，光明正大给喜欢的人说情话，情愿少活几年，只想痛快一点。

To be a difficult person, to enjoy to the full to the loathsome person, open and aboveboard to like the person to say love words, would rather live a few years, just want to be happy.